Terms of Service

Terms and Conditions 

Please read these terms and conditions (“terms and conditions”, “terms”) carefully before using AwkwardlyZen.com (“website”, “service”) operated by Awkwardly Zen LLC (“us”, ‘we”, “our”).

This Agreement shall govern the use of all pages on this website (hereinafter collectively referred to as “Website”) and any services provided by or on this Website (“Services”).

Conditions of use

By using this Website, you certify that you have read and reviewed this Agreement and that you agree to comply with its terms. If you do not want to be bound by the terms of this Agreement, you are advised to leave the website accordingly. Awkwardly Zen LLC only grants use and access of this website, its products, and its services to those who have accepted its terms.

These Terms apply to all visitors, users, and others who access or use the Service.

Privacy policy

Through your use of the Website and Services, you may provide us with certain information. By using the Website or the Services, you authorize the Company to use your information in the United States and any other country where we may operate.

Before you continue using our website, we advise you to read our privacy policy regarding our user data collection. It will help you better understand our practices.

Age restriction

You must be at least 18 (eighteen) years of age before you can use this website. By using this website, you warrant that you are at least 18 years of age and you may legally adhere to this Agreement.

Awkwardly Zen LLC assumes no responsibility for liabilities related to age misrepresentation.

 Intellectual property

You agree that all materials, products, and services provided on this website are the property of Awkwardly Zen LLC, its affiliates, directors, officers, employees, agents, suppliers, or licensors including all copyrights, trade secrets, trademarks, patents, and other intellectual property. You also agree that you will not reproduce or redistribute the Awkwardly Zen LLC’s intellectual property in any way, including electronic, digital, or new trademark registrations, trade names, service marks or Uniform Resource Locators (URLs), without express written permission from Awkwardly Zen LLC.

Our Service allows you to post, link, store, share and otherwise make available certain information, text, graphics, videos, or other material (“Content”). You retain your rights to the content created even though it is public and accessible to other visitors. In order to make the Website and Services available to you, you grant Awkwardly Zen LLC a royalty-free and non-exclusive worldwide license to display, use, copy, transmit, and broadcast, transmit and make derivative works of any content you upload, publish, or otherwise make available to the website. For issues regarding intellectual property claims, you should contact Awkwardly Zen LLC in order to come to an agreement.

User accounts

As a user of this website, you may be asked to register with us and provide private information. You will choose a user identifier, which may be your email address or another term, as well as a password. You are responsible for ensuring the accuracy of this information, and you are responsible for maintaining the safety and security of your identifying information. You are also responsible for all activities that occur under your account or password.

You must not share such identifying information with any third party, and if you discover that your identifying information has been compromised, you agree to notify us immediately in writing. Email notification to support@awkwardlyzen.com will suffice.

If you think there are any possible issues regarding the security of your account on the website, inform us immediately so we may address them accordingly. Providing false or inaccurate information or using the Website or Services to further fraud or unlawful activity is grounds for immediate termination of this Agreement.

We reserve all rights to terminate accounts, edit or remove content and cancel orders at their sole discretion.

Acceptable use

You agree not to use the Website or Services for any unlawful purpose, or any purpose prohibited under this clause. You agree not to use the Website or Services in any way that could damage the Website, Services, or general business of Awkwardly Zen LLC.

You further agree not to use the Website or Services:

  1.  To harass, abuse, or threaten others or otherwise violate any person’s legal rights;
  2.  To violate any intellectual property rights of the Company or any third party;
  3.  To upload or otherwise disseminate any computer viruses or other software that may damage the property of another;
  4.  To perpetrate any fraud;
  5.  To engage in or create any unlawful gambling, sweepstakes, or pyramid scheme;
  6.  To publish or distribute any obscene or defamatory material;
  7.  To publish or distribute any material that incites violence, hate, or discrimination towards any group or another person(s);
  8.  To unlawfully gather information about others.

Affiliate marketing & advertising

Awkwardly Zen LLC, through this Website and Services, may engage in affiliate marketing whereby Awkwardly Zen LLC receives a commission on or percentage of the sale of goods or services on or through the Website. Awkwardly Zen LLC may also accept advertising and sponsorships from commercial businesses or receive other forms of advertising compensation. This disclosure is intended to comply with the US Federal Trade Commission Rules on marketing and advertising, as well as any other legal requirements which may apply.

Third-party links & content

Awkwardly Zen LLC may occasionally post links to third-party websites or other services that are not owned or controlled by us. We assume no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services. You agree that we are not responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any loss or damage caused or alleged to be caused as a result of your use of any third-party services linked to/from our Website.


Awkwardly Zen LLC may sell goods or services or allow third parties to sell goods or services on the Website. We undertake to be as accurate as possible with all information regarding the goods and services, including product descriptions and images. However, we do not guarantee the accuracy or reliability of any product information, and you acknowledge and agree that you purchase such products at your own risk.

If you wish to purchase any product or service made available through the website, you may be asked to supply certain information relevant to your Purchase including, without limitation, your name, email address, and billing information.


Some parts of the Service are billed on a subscription basis. You will be billed in advance on a recurring monthly basis in a price according to the subscription package chosen, if applicable.

Shipping/delivery/return policy

You agree to ensure payment for any items you may purchase from us, and you acknowledge and affirm that prices are subject to change. When purchasing a physical good, you agree to provide us with a valid email and shipping address, as well as valid billing information. We reserve the right to reject or cancel an order for any reason, including errors or omissions in the information that you provide to us. If we do so after payment has been processed, we will issue a refund to you in the amount of the purchase price.

We also may request additional information from you prior to confirming a sale, and we reserve the right to place any additional restrictions on the sale of any of our products. You agree to ensure payment for any items you purchase and acknowledge and affirm that prices are subject to change.

For the sale of physical products, we may preauthorize your credit or debit card at the time you place the order, or we may simply charge your card upon shipment. You agree to monitor your method of payment. Shipment costs and dates are subject to change from the costs and dates that are quoted due to unforeseen circumstances.

For any questions, concerns, or disputes, contact us in a timely manner at the following: support@awkwardlyzen.com.

Reverse engineering & security

By agreeing to these terms, you agree not to undertake any of the following actions:

  1. Reverse engineer, or attempt to reverse engineer or disassemble any code or software from or on the Website or Services;
  2. Violate the security of the Website or Services through any unauthorized access, circumvention of encryption or other security tools, data mining, or interference to any host, user, or network.

Data loss

Awkwardly Zen LLC does not accept responsibility for the security of your account or content. You agree that your use of the Website or Services is at your own risk.

Modification & variation

Awkwardly Zen LLC reserves the right to edit, modify, and change this Agreement at any time. We shall let our users know of these changes through electronic mail. This Agreement is an understanding between Awkwardly Zen LLC and the user, and this supersedes and replaces all prior agreements regarding the use of this website.

You agree that Awkwardly Zen LLC has the right to modify this Agreement or revise anything contained herein. You further agree that all modifications to this Agreement are in full force and effect immediately upon posting on the Website and that modifications or variations will replace any prior version of this Agreement unless prior versions are specifically referred to or incorporated into the latest modification or variation of this Agreement.

To the extent any part or sub-part of this Agreement is held ineffective or invalid by any court of law, you agree that the prior, effective version of this Agreement shall be considered enforceable and valid to the fullest extent.

You agree to routinely monitor this Agreement and refer to the Effective Date posted at the top of this Agreement to note modifications or variations. You further agree to clear your cache when doing so to avoid accessing a prior version of this Agreement. You agree that your continued use of the Website after any modifications to this Agreement is a manifestation of your continued assent to this Agreement.

In the event that you fail to monitor any modifications to or variations of this Agreement, you agree that such failure shall be considered an affirmative waiver of your right to review the modified Agreement.

Applicable law

By visiting this website, you agree that the laws of the Colorado, without regard to principles of conflict laws, will govern these terms and conditions, or any dispute of any sort that might come between Awkwardly Zen LLC and you, or its business partners and associates.


Any dispute related in any way to your visit to this website or to products you purchase from us shall be arbitrated by state or federal court of Colorado and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue of such courts.


You agree to defend and indemnify Awkwardly Zen LLC and its affiliates and hold Awkwardly Zen LLC harmless against any and all legal claims and demands, including reasonable attorney’s fees, that may arise from your use or misuse of our services. We reserve the right to select our own legal counsel.

Spam policy

You are strictly prohibited from using the Website or any of Awkwardly Zen LLC’s Services for illegal spam activities, including gathering email addresses and personal information from others or sending any mass commercial messages or emails.

Limitation on liability

Awkwardly Zen LLC is not liable for any damages that may occur to you as a result of your misuse of our website, to the fullest extent permitted by law. This section applies to any and all claims by you, including, but not limited to, lost profits or revenues, consequential or punitive damages, negligence, strict liability, fraud, or torts of any kind.

Service interruptions

Awkwardly Zen LLC may need to interrupt your access to the Website to perform maintenance or emergency services on a scheduled or unscheduled basis. You agree that your access to the Website may be affected by unanticipated or unscheduled downtime, for any reason, but that Awkwardly Zen LLC shall have no liability for any damage or loss caused as a result of such downtime.

Term, termination & suspension

Awkwardly Zen LLC may terminate this Agreement with you at any time for any reason, with or without cause. Awkwardly Zen LLC specifically reserves the right to terminate this Agreement if you violate any of the terms outlined herein, including, but not limited to, violating the intellectual property rights of Awkwardly Zen LLC or a third party, failing to comply with applicable laws or other legal obligations, and/or publishing or distributing illegal material.

If you have registered for an account with the Website, you may also terminate this Agreement at any time by contacting us and requesting termination. At the termination of this Agreement, any provisions that would be expected to survive termination by their nature shall remain in full force and effect. Email notification to support@awkwardlyzen.com will suffice.

No warranties

You agree that your use of the Website and Services is at your sole and exclusive risk and that any Services provided by us are on an “As Is” basis. Awkwardly Zen LLC hereby expressly disclaims any and all express or implied warranties of any kind, including, but not limited to the implied warranty of fitness for a particular purpose and the implied warranty of merchantability. Awkwardly Zen LLC makes no warranties that the Website or Services will meet your needs or that the Website or Services will be uninterrupted, error-free, or secure. Awkwardly Zen LLC also makes no warranties as to the reliability or accuracy of any information on the Website or obtained through the Services. You agree that any damage that may occur to you, through your computer system, or as a result of loss of your data from your use of the Website or Services is your sole responsibility and that Awkwardly Zen LLC is not liable for any such damage or loss.

Entire agreement

This Agreement constitutes the entire understanding between the Parties with respect to any and all use of this Website. This Agreement supersedes and replaces all prior or contemporaneous agreements or understandings, written or oral, regarding the use of this Website.